A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her sponge bath, when one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and told him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room and asked the husband, what happened? The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."