Did you hear about Prince Charles today?

He was driving out of Balmoral in the Aston-Martin Vantage, when he felt a bump under one of the wheels.

He got out and saw one of the Corgis squashed flat.

He decided to hide the dead Corgi in the bushes and not to tell ‘mummy’.

As he reached the bushes with the flattened dog he saw a lamp, he gave it a rub and out popped a genie.

The genie was so chuffed to be free that he said to Charlie that he would grant him any wish.

"Please bring the Corgi back to life, so that mummy will not find out what one has done", said Charlie.

"Oh I am so sorry", said the genie. "Bringing animals back to life is very, very difficult, could you not ask for something else instead, anything else at all?"

"OK", says Charlie, "can you make Camilla good looking?"

"Let’s have another look at that Corgi," said the genie.