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Things which sound rude at Christmas
See how many you can slip in to the conversation this Christmas!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Smother the butter all over the breasts
How long do I beat it before it's ready?
Whew, that's one terrific spread
Talk about a huge breast!
That's the biggest one I've ever seen
Breast or leg?
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Do you want stuffing?
Don't play with your meat.
You still have a little bit on your chin.
Are you ready for seconds?
More meat?
That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst
I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning
Do you want some cream on your Pudding?
Yule log
