Two families that have been friends for years move from war-torn Afghanistan to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet - in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast, been shopping at Walmart and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight for my backyard hot-dog barbeque. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, rag-head!"