A young lesbian couple were vacationing on a ranch, and one of the women comes up to a man roping steer and asks him if he's a real cowboy. "Yes, ma'am," he replies, "I rope steer, I ride horses, I watch the cattle...I'm a cowboy alright! What do you do?"

"Well," says the woman, "I'm a lawyer, but I'm also a lesbian."

The cowboy scratches his head and says "Sorry ma'am, but what's a lesbian?"

"I like women," replies the lesbian, "I like going to dinner with women, holding hands with women and sleeping with women. That sort of thing."

"Ahhh," says the cowboy, "I understand."

A week later, another couple visits the ranch. The woman asks the cowboy "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Yes, ma'am, I sure am." The cowboy pauses. "Come to think of it, I'm also lesbian."