Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?

Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow,
two; once in a while I like to play with my money,
three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly;
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Submitted by Mark.

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