Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow,
two; once in a while I like to play with my money,
three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly;
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Submitted by Mark.
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